Something Funny To Put In A Birthday Card

Old Age You know old people. At 60 you shouldnt stay in the bath or shower too long. I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work. Oops youre too old to bend now.

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Write something cute or funny inside their card.

Something Funny To Put In A Birthday Card. Remember that growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. At 60 you have the combined wisdom of 6 10-year-olds the intelligence of 3 20-year-olds the wit of 2 30-year-olds and the memory of 60 1-year-olds. Jazz up your next birthday greeting card with a joke or pun to take your message to the next level crack a smile and make it that much more memorable.

Leaving your 20s is a symbol of losing your youth to many people. Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would. Wishing you not only a deliriously happy 40th birthday but also a lifetime of immense joy inner peace and true success.

Anyone Anytime Funny quotes for birthdays of friends family and significant others at any stage of life young or. The funny thing about age is that the more you think about it the older you feel. Before you go out today make sure your pockets are empty.

30 is as good as any age if not more so to start making your dreams come true. Funny Quotes for 60th Birthday Cards. A man in his 60s brags about the fish in his net.

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